jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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i-effed-it-all-up:

i love it when i think “oh man i’d really like to hear that one song” and it’s the next song my ipod plays. it’s like, me n this ipod are connected. we vibin. me and this ipod are drift compatible

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martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

image

hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST

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heyoitsmya:

me playing sports
thepositiveimpact:

awwww-cute:

My pug has become a beautiful puggerfly

PUGGERFLY

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october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

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